10 reasons not to stay in Trullo Carlotta, Puglia

1. The pool is tiny.

2. The accommodation is uncomfortable.

3. The surrounding scenery is boring.

4. The sunsets are bland.

5. The local beaches are disgusting.

6. The cuisine is tasteless.

7. The neighbours are unfriendly.

8. The markets are dull.

9. There's nothing to do here.

10. It's too stressful.

See you next summer..!

Trullo Carlotta is lovely family-owned villa in Castellana Grotte, Puglia. To find out more about Trullo Carlotta including key info, features and facilities and prices please visit our website www.trullocarlotta.com.

For all holiday enquiries, contact Caroline by email: trullocarlotta@gmail.com or phone: +441423 871741.